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🍻 THE DRUNK TEXTS: A DAY OF INDEPENDENCE 👽🛸
Fri, Jul 03
|Brooklyn
Today we celebrate 30 years of Independence Day! Raise thy cup for lasers, speeches, and drinking games as we save humanity, one sonnet at a time.
Time & Location
Jul 03, 2026, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
About the event
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life.
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation, and audience participation.
Tickets
General Admission
$12.00
+$0.30 ticket service fee
6-Show Drunk Text Ticket!
Pay for 5 shows, get 1 show free! (Individual tickets are $12 each — saves $10 total!) After purchase, you’ll receive a code by email to select your 6 shows.
$60.00
+$1.50 ticket service fee
Total
$0.00
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