🍻 THE DRUNK TEXTS: A HOPE RENEW’D 🌟
Fri, May 01
|Brooklyn
A princess captured. A farm boy dreaming. A space wizard with a past. In this booze-soaked Bardic take on Star Wars: A New Hope, rebels rise, droids bicker, and destiny gets very, very drunk. Lightsabers swing, Stormtroopers miss, and the Force flows strong—with wine. 🍻
Time & Location
May 01, 2026, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
About the event
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life.
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games , improvisation , and audience participation .
Tickets
General Admission
$12.00
+$0.30 ticket service fee
6-Show Drunk Text Ticket!
Pay for 5 shows, get 1 show free!(Individual tickets are $12 each — saves $10 total!) After purchase, you’ll receive a code by email to select your 6 shows.
$60.00
+$1.50 ticket service fee
Total
$0.00