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Sat, Jul 05
|Brooklyn
🍺THE DRUNK TEXTS: FORSOOTH! JAWS🦈
To honor the 50th anniversary of Jaws, The Drunk Texts presents a boozy, Bard-inspired take on the classic shark tale. Expect salty knaves, drunken prophecies, and iambic bloodshed. Come for the chaos, stay for the chum!
Tickets are not on sale
Time & Location
Jul 05, 2025, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
About the event
⏳💀 Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. ⚰️✨
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games 🍻, improvisation 🎭, and audience participation 👥🎉.
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