🍺THE DRUNK TEXTS: FORSOOTH! JAWS🦈
Fri, Jun 05
|Brooklyn
To honor the 50th anniversary of Jaws, The Drunk Texts presents a boozy, Bard-inspired take on the classic shark tale. Expect salty knaves, drunken prophecies, and iambic bloodshed. Come for the chaos, stay for the chum!
Time & Location
Jun 05, 2026, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
About the event
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life.
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games , improvisation , and audience participation .
Tickets
General Admission
$12.00
+$0.30 ticket service fee
6-Show Drunk Text Ticket!
Pay for 5 shows, get 1 show free! (Individual tickets are $12 each — saves $10 total!) After purchase, you’ll receive an email with a code to select your 6 shows.
$60.00
+$1.50 ticket service fee
Total
$0.00