🍻 THE DRUNK TEXTS: THE EMPIRE DOTH PROTEST ⚔️
Mon, May 04
|Brooklyn
The saga staggereth on! Wine-soaked warriors return with a Shakespearean twist on The Empire Strikes Back. Betrayals, space romance, ghostly mentors, and the iconic “father” reveal await. Join us for iambic chaos and intergalactic inebriation!
Time & Location
May 04, 2026, 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
About the event
⏳💀 Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. ⚰️✨
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games 🍻, improvisation 🎭, and audience participation 👥🎉.
Tickets
General Admission
$12.00
+$0.30 ticket service fee
6-Show Drunk Text Ticket!
Pay for 5 shows, get 1 show free! (Individual tickets are $12 each — saves $10 total!) After purchase, you’ll receive an email with a code to select your 6 shows.
$60.00
+$1.50 ticket service fee
Total
$0.00