🍻 THE DRUNK TEXTS: THOU WILT SCREAM 👻🔪
Sat, Oct 25
|Brooklyn
What's your favorite scary movie? If it's that meta-horror favorite Scream, you're in luck: The Drunk Texts is going all in on Ghostface for a drunken Halloweekend live performance of Robert Price’s Thou Wilt Scream, a pseudo-Shakespearean adaptation that reimagines classical texts.
Time & Location
Oct 25, 2025, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Brooklyn, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
Guests
About the event
Can the unsuspecting townsfolk survive the haunted streets of Woodsboro, where masked menace stalks and terror reigns supreme? Come find out in this Shakespearean adaptation of the cult classic film Scream.
Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation. A boozy twist on classical theatre, this interactive evening lets the audience vote on who takes the next shot and even volunteer for a crucial cameo line. Drink along with us as we bring the bar to the classics...you may have heard of these texts before, but you've never seen them like this.